"I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time."
ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?
Pluto is licking peanut butter off of Goofy’s dick
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“Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And when in doubt, make funny faces.”
Happy 24th Birthday Emma Watson! (15th April 1990)
WHEN DID THIS GET ALMOST 140,000 NOTES?
Who’d have imagined it’d get almost 200,000 notes?! OMG
EVERY TIME IT HAS SO MUCH MOE THAN I LAST SAW IT
- Chris Messina
(Nice turn of phrase there, sir.)